Just when you thought that video games could not get any stranger, along comes this massage game that requires the aptly named Massage Me video game controller. Massage Me will harness translated button presses made in video games, resulting in a range of massage techniques that can then keep your partner (or yourself) happy and ready to game for another 8-hour stretch without stopping. While the system plays nice with a hacked PlayStation controller at the moment, it was designed to work with virtually any button mashing controller. Street Fighter and other beat ’em up fans might start a cult following for such a controller in the near future if the idea takes off.