Just when you have wired your brain to tell the time at a glance using numbers, along comes the QlockTwo that spells out the current time. Designed by Biegert & Funk, this unique timepiece describes the current time using statements such as “IT IS NINE O’CLOCK” or “IT IS FIVE PAST TWO”. Minutes will be conveyed via tiny white dots located in the corners of the clock. A simple flip of the switch will let the seconds appear in the form of a huge dot-matrix display right behind the letters. For those who prefer languages other than English, they’ll be pleased to know that it comes in a choice of German, Spanish, Italian, Dutch or French. Sweet!