We take our hats off to those who are able to iron a crumpled shirt into something 100% crisp with a normal dry iron without having to rely on those iron-on starches and steam-powered models. This is truly an art form that we have yet to master, but just in case you have yet to discover the secret to such l33t ironing skills, here is the Miele Rotary Iron that ought to get everything down pat. All you need to do is seat down and operate it via the foot pedal just like an old school sewing machine, where the open-ended roller ought to make ironing items like bed linens, draperies and tablecloths a snap. If you think mom would appreciate this for Mother’s Day that is creeping up on us, then be prepared to fork out $2,199 for it.