I’m sure many of you who troll gadget and tech websites have seen Wicked Lasers banners before, and the very same company is now bringing to us The Torch. Packing a whopping 4100-lumen light brightness, chances are you’re going to burn your retinas staring straight at it. If you think that figure is but an urban legend, let’s just say that a 2,000-lumen projector is already considered to be exceptionally bright. This 9″ light has one major drawback though – it has a 15 minute battery life only. Blind your aggressors for $299.99, or do you prefer to use the classic pepper spray/Taser combo?