MP5 player hits the streets

I must have been frozen in some cyrogenic compartment for a couple of decades and just woke up after laying eyes on this MP5 player. Surely this has nothing to do with a firearm, and current file formats have not yet breached the MP4 naming convention – so why MP5? I guess it is but an oversight on the part of manufacturers, as the MP5 player sadly does not open an interdimensional vortex when in use, instead it just sits there obediently playing MP3 and MP4 files just like how all other portable media players do. Other features include a 2.5″ color display, an integrated FM tuner, and 1GB of flash memory. The MP5 player will retail for $60 but as with anything this cheap, don’t expect too much quality to go inside its build.

Edwin Kee
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