We all know how Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall and broke into a million irrecoverable pieces, but this Bright White Buff Humpty light escapes the fate of its famous predecessor by being seated securely. While it’s base gives off a soothing glow, the eclectic mix of steroid-enhanced limbs (just check out those rippling muscles) could prove disturbing to kids, especially with the recent murder-suicide case involving the Canadian Crippler, Chris Benoit. At $525 a pop, I doubt you’d place it in a kid’s room anyway considering how accident-prone they are. The Bright White Buff Humpty light comes with a 7-watt nightlight bulb and is handcrafted from ceramic earthenware, standing tall at 13″ in height.