Heck, this toilet plunger has even more speeds than my car. Boasting a six-speed shifter at the top, you will be able to remove virtually any item clogging up the toilet while imaging yourself speeding down the highway with wind blowing through your hair and a beautiful blonde sitting beside. Of course, once you get the offending bits out, reality beckons and all you’re faced with is no Ferrari but a porcelain throne and some brown floating bits. Those interested in the chrome-plated plunger will be able to acquire one by forking out $32.
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